Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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