That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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