Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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