yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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