Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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