it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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