I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When are your genitals available?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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