I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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