She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Randomize
