How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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