i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
