; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I wish there were birth control emojis
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I could fuck to npr.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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