Plan B is the new Plan A
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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