He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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