Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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