North Korea, Best Korea!
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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