i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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