Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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