I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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