and you said cock pushups were impossible
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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