Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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