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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.

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(806): View more from Texas

Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.

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(518): View more from New York

In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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(646): View more from New York

Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.

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(727): View more from Florida

I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....

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