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(434): View more from Virginia

just come out here and I will go home with you...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I smell stomach acid.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities

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(360): View more from Washington

I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?

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(320): View more from Minnesota

No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.

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