I can tuck mytits in my pants
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm passing your future prison.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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