did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
