After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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