is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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