why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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