TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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