there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I need mimosas to revive my soul
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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