She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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