Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
