Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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