if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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