you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
