Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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