I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
