I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
is wine microwaveable?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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