Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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