Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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