I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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