I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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