It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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