Quick, to the slutcave!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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