we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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