So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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