sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
