i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Randomize
