It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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