Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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