Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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